- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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