What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Justin Bieber

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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