holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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The Olympics

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