- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

There's my tractor.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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