a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Black people stink of shite!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Where are you going Your house

DESERT

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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