When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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You copy and paster!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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