A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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