Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Anti Joke

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