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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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