- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.