Society.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Paige

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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