- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

The Holocaust.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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