- Anti Joke

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I pooped.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

You're welcome!

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

whats a willy? -brock

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Women's rights.

i dont like chris

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