How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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whats a willy? -brock

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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