Romans rights.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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