- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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