- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

What did the cat say to another ? meow

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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