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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

knock knock!! kanye west

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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