got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Hello penis

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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