What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Hello penis

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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who drinks pee? katness

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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