Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Women's rights.

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a man died

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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