knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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