Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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God

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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