How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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