how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

2 women were sitting quietly

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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