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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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