What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Poverty.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What's 6+2? 16

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7>6

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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