- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Penis.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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