how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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what's red and blue? your heart

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