Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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the WNBA

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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The Holocaust.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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