So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

mooooh im a cow

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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