A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Penis

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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minorities

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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