throbbing slobber

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come along children

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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i have 2 penises

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

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