Knock Knock Good one...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

thumb_up thumb_down +3

aaaa

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

you are gay

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

thumb_up thumb_down -3

25

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The horse said "nay."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Lebron Traveled

thumb_up thumb_down -11

james schmitt whats your last name

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Hummer.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops