- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

I am really good at math debating

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Write your own

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

okay.....

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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