A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats round and like a ball a ball

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Women Drivers.

What should I name my dog?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Women rights.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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