Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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drugs.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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