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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

God.

A fat man buys a salad

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Giving birth to the antichrist

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

beiber i straight

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Penis

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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