What's not red? No tomatoes.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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