an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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