How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

George W. Bush

A scottish man having fun

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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