- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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