How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Netball.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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