Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Asians...

penis

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

George W. Bush

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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