How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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