What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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YOLO

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Womens Basketball.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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