What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Gay rights

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Poop.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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