knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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