- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

whats 1 + 1? 2

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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