Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Black people

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

y u no like me joke?

Yo mama's fat.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

I like poop in my butt

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