- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like poop in my butt

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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