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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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whats black. an african american person

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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